Stocks go up? $BTC dumps. Stocks go down? $BTC dumps. No deal? Dump. Peace deal? Still dump. Hawkish Fed? Dump. Dovish Fed? Believe it or not, dump. Oil pumps? Dump. Oil crashes? Also dump. At this point Bitcoin isn’t an asset. It’s a psychological experiment with a candlestick chart. Why did I sign up for this emotional subscription?